3:10 to Yuma. Christian, you rockest. Russell, what happened?
300. This is the future! Of filmmaking.
Antwone Fisher. Denzel’s directorial debut jerks at tears.
Atonement. Annoying typewriter.
The Black Dahlia. Eh.
BloodRayne. Pure garbage. Michelle Rodriguez + British accent = paycheck for Sir Ben Kingsley.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Deceptively brilliant.
The Darjeeling Limited. Pretentious? Who cares?
Date Movie. Absolutely dreadful. A career low for Alyson Hannigan.
The Departed. Well-executed ripoff.
The English Patient. Almasy wins first prize in romantic futility.
Everything Is Illuminated. Laugh out loud turns to somber realism. Liev delivers.
Flags of Our Fathers. Clint, you’re awesome. Veterans, thank you.
Forrest Gump. Go Forrest!
Fun with Dick and Jane. Enron/Adelphia/Tyco debacle + keeping up with the Joneses + bilingual babysat children + migrant workers = brilliantly sly take on our times.
Gattaca. Go Vincent!
The Godfather. Back when Al was good.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Clint, you’re awesome.
The Great Raid. Not bad, James. Unbelievable but true story.
A History of Violence. Pleasant surprise with William Hurt in a supporting role. Not Viggo‘s best movie, but he was believable enough.
The Illusionist. Predictable.
In Her Shoes. Layered, authentic, character-driven, smart, unflinching. Cameron Diaz nails it.
The Island. One long commercial. Steve Buscemi appears out of nowhere like whack-a-mole.
Jackass: Number 2. Got brain?
Jarhead. Brilliantly written book, not as good Hollywood version. Dennis Haysbert, the poor man’s Denzel Washington, makes a cameo.
Last Holiday. Ladies Love Cool James loves Latifah. Cheesy and formulaic, but a guilty pleasure.
The Last King of Scotland. Forest, you were always this good.
Letters from Iwo Jima. Clint, you’re awesome.
Madagascar. Inessential.
March of the Penguins. Amazing.
Matchpoint. Where’s the tennis?
Mission Impossible 3. Non-stop action, worthy of big-screen ticket price. Keri Russell breaks out of Felicity.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Unexpectedly good enough to rent. Funny marriage jokes.
Out of Time. Good sidekick humor, Denzel in peak form.
The Prestige. Chris, you rock. Christian, you rockest.
The Professional. Natalie, I always knew you’d be a star.
The Shawshank Redemption. Go Andy!
Stranger Than Fiction. Cool watch.
An Unfinished Life. Another one of these roles, eh, Morgan? J.Lo, enough.
The Weather Man. Camel toe.